I’ve been off work for like an hour now why am I not drunk yet?
Like, sorry I’m such a masc dom top. (✿-‿-)
Last weekend I was drunk for like 48 hours.
There’s a swing at my new house. I’ll be taking all my calls from here now.
(Ignore the bulge/how awkward the wind made my torso look.)
I made a fort/tent out of pillows and sheets and I’m not coming out. Goodbye.