Everyone’s getting turkeys and pie and all I got was strep and jury duty.
Why you gotta go to sleep? Don’t go to sleep. Don’t go to sleep. Let’s go out.
It was cold in Florida for 6 minutes.
Bright and shining.
It kissed your scalp and caressed your brain.
My insides are melting.
Ohana means family.
Sass out of control. Ass out of control.
Running on 3 hours of sleep. Lets get weird.
I’ve been off work for like an hour now why am I not drunk yet?
Like, sorry I’m such a masc dom top. (✿-‿-)